Things that make me laugh when my tram decides she has other plans

Yesterday, after a long day at work, all I wanted to do was to go to ALDI, buy a shitton of comfort food and eat it all on my couch watching Netflix. When I arrived at the station, one tram after another passed by with lots of people getting off as I was standing there thinking ‘Sweet, there’s probably an event like Drag Queens Lip-Syncing while Eating Expensive Cheese happening somewhere close, so I’ll definitely get a seat on my way home’. After ten minutes or so, I wondered where all these people were going until I finally asked someone who then told me that there was an accident and the trams weren’t going any further which meant I had to walk the whole way home and no men dressed as women were eating cheddar anywhere… FML.

After that whole ordeal, all I wanted was a good laugh, so I thought I’d share some of the things that made me laugh this week. Some of them are really inappropriate but that’s comedy 🙂

Ben

As well as this article ‘Helene Fischer is the Richest German Pop Star You’ve Never heard of’ (Paper Magazine) and this video: