Things that make me laugh when my tram decides she has other plans

Yesterday, after a long day at work, all I wanted to do was to go to ALDI, buy a shitton of comfort food and eat it all on my couch watching Netflix. When I arrived at the station, one tram after another passed by with lots of people getting off as I was standing there thinking ‘Sweet, there’s probably an event like Drag Queens Lip-Syncing while Eating Expensive Cheese happening somewhere close, so I’ll definitely get a seat on my way home’. After ten minutes or so, I wondered where all these people were going until I finally asked someone who then told me that there was an accident and the trams weren’t going any further which meant I had to walk the whole way home and no men dressed as women were eating cheddar anywhere… FML.

After that whole ordeal, all I wanted was a good laugh, so I thought I’d share some of the things that made me laugh this week. Some of them are really inappropriate but that’s comedy

Ben

As well as this article ‘Helene Fischer is the Richest German Pop Star You’ve Never heard of’ (Paper Magazine) and this video: